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From Bobbing for Apples to Witchcraft: 15 Scary Laughs with These Halloween Jokes! Halloween isn’t just about costumes, pumpkins, and spooky decorations—it’s also the perfect time for some deliciously spooky laughter. Scare up a storm with these 15 Halloween jokes that blend tradition with a darkly funny twist. Whether you're carving pumpkins, bobbing for apples, or conjuring homage to witchcraft, these laugh-out-loud lines add a chilling charm to your autumn festivities! ### Bobbing for Apples: A Tactful Trick with a Nasty Twist Ah, bobbing for apples—an innocent tradition handed down since the Middle Ages. But swap the fresh fruit for a spooky twist: “Did you see that bobbing for apples glint under the jack-o’-lantern? That witch’s curse is gonna get you!” Perfect for Halloween parties with a joke that rolls as fast as the lantern catch. ### Witchcraft and Woes: Spooky Mischief for All Ages Nrial many of Halloween jokes to puberty or outright groan, this one nails the eerie-yet-fun vibe: “Why did the witch refuse to play cards? She kept drawing a * Scout’s honor— it was checkmate!” Spooky, clever, and just scary enough to make kids giggle.